domingo, 22 de março de 2009

IFAP e as suas fiscalizações...

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Uma funcionária do IFAP bate a uma porta num montezinho perdido no interior do Alentejo e pergunta ao agricultor...
- Esta terra dá trigo?
- Nã senhora - responde o alentejano.
- Dá batata?
- Também não!
- Dá feijão?
- Nunca deu um!
- Aveia?
- De maneira nenhuma!
- Milho?
- Tá a gozar comigo?!
- Quer dizer que por aqui não adianta plantar nada?
- Ah!!! Bem... se plantar, já é diferente...
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18 comentários:

  1. Por isso é que o nosso alentejo está ao abandono.

    Um abraço e boa semana

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  2. Já lá diz o ditado que é preciso semear para colher.

    Saudações do Marreta.

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  3. A anedota não está correcta. Este funcionário não é do IFAP mas sim o Ministro da Agricultura, Isso mesmo o Ministro não confia em ningém vai ele mesmo ao terreno, ver como vai andando a agricultura em Portugal
    Eh, Eh!

    CAP

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  4. Gostava de comentar o que disse a CAP.
    Parece-me que o funcionário era o Carlos Guerra, andava à procura de uns bons ha para um projecto de um hotel. O parecer já ele tinha, só precisava de terra barata.

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  5. Atenção!
    O anterior Compadre Alentejano, não é o autor do post.
    Compadre Alentejano
    (O verdadeiro)

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